Clement

The best person ever, Clement is kind, loving, caring. He'll show you what it's like to be treated like a princess. If Clement has feelings for you, you'll be treated like his number 1 priority, he'll love you like no other and he'll prove to you that not all guys are the same.

He's wise, Clement will teach you valuable things in life.

Clement is crazy, but the good type of crazy. His madness will only draw people towards him.
When he smiles, it's the most beautiful thing in the universe, it's all people can see.
Clement is humble, he's generous, he's very attractive.

Clement is the cutest being you'll ever see or meet. You're very, very lucky if you meet him, and if you're a part of his life. Clement doesn't fall in love easily, but if he falls in love with you, you're someone really special.

Clement keeps his promises, and never fails to let you down.

He'll make you laugh and smile day and night.

Oh man... I love Clement.

by Girlygirl9 October 17, 2011

cement truck

When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

Noun or verb, either's cool

Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.

Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag

by M3RDLOUNGE June 2, 2008

cement head

A person so dense and stupid that he or she can only be referred to as "cement head".

I told you not to do that. Now you've fucked it up. Uhhhh!......you're a fuckin' cement head.

by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007

Cripple Credentials

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!

If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021

Clement Dulac

Gay French man. Speaks binary French commonly (oui and quoi only) though he doesn't like to admit it. Beats it to golf magazines and guitar hero youtube videos. Has a tummy. Loves fishing for Marlin off the French Coast. Uses the dark side of the force to turn off cameras. Most common English phrases are "Go Home" "Really?" "You're so gay..." "Good one..." Lazy as hell, but really doesn't care. Thinks he's extremely tall and everyone around him is really short, especially children of German descent that are close to his height. Thinks he runs the place, and all his rules must be followed. Thinks he is the leader of the J Sluts when he isn't a German child is. Thinks he can defy anything and no one can defy him. Mother is an eternal MILF.

Kid: "Oui quoi quoi oui oui oui quoi oui quoi quoi"

Bro1: "Yea whatever..."

Bro2: "I hate when that kid speaks binary French."

Bro1: "Such a Clement Dulac... but his mom's hot"

Bro2: "MILF."

by juiceboxxxxxx December 11, 2010

redneck cement mixer

when you fill your cousins ass with cement then mix it around with your dick

last night i gave sally sue the redneck cement mixer

by jonny cash 420 October 18, 2015

San Clemente, California

The Covidiots Capital of America. A place where women with bad boob jobs think that their tight face lift will ward off the Coronavirus.

Hey everyone! We live in San Clemente, California. We are Covidiots. We don't care that people are dying from Coronavirus. We want to exercise our right to pretend we know how to surf, and go to a glossy canteen and drink. We're going to invite the media so we can show off our botched boob jobs.

by GPT77 May 12, 2020