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Crucified Alien

The name of some sucka MC named Alex. Very chill guy, extremely smart and willing to learn, and a hell of a lay. Give him some Twizzlers and he's yours for life.
Crucified Alien stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Couldn't be!
Then, who?
by Uncle Funkalunkel November 14, 2003
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crucifictor

A guy who nails your Christian girlfriend when you're away
"Matt is such a crucifictor"
by Autmcdream December 22, 2018
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crucifiction

The fake story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, so named because it is not supported by any other source than the Bible.
A. "Hey, it's Good Friday. Have I told you the good news about the crucifixion?"
B. "You mean the crucifiction? Get back to me when you've got proof."
by CardenB666 April 15, 2022
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Cresipice

A Metaphorical peak or hedge. Something or someone could be at the cresipice of disaster, meaning they are about to do something or experience something bad. A word that apparently doesn't exist, and most likely won't still.
John was sitting right on the cresipice of disaster.
by PLEASEDON'TBETAKENe February 26, 2023
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Crucified

A total dickface who sucks a lot of asshole in his sparetime. He has been recently spotted sucking the chode of a cumdumpster named Felorin.
You're a fag, Curt. (Curt being Crucified.
by 20 August 17, 2004
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crucified upside down for being a prick

what happened to St Peter because he was acting like a shithead.
nail! AHHHHH! Nail! AHHHHH! Kathwap! AHHHH!
by da hood' January 16, 2005
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Crucifiction

Also Crucifixxxion
A Sexual position involving a woman/man ("Crucifie") whom will be "Crucified" being suspended above the floor laying in a traditional Christlike punishment pose (I.E. arms outstretched, legs straight- as if on a cross). Once suspended off the floor - Height varies but No less than 18 in. above. Leaving enough room for person to slide beneath. Usually done crotch pointed down, ass up (can be reversed). Once safely secured by guide wires "Nailed" to each wrist and the ankles, the crucifixxxion begins. One "Crucifier" slides beneath for access to the crotch/ass. Two now place their "Spears of Destiny" into a hand. One at the head - giving the "crucifiee" a last meal (as it were). That leave one of two potential options for the last person. This will be either the feet or ass/crotch. To take the ass, Suspend a person from ceiling to rest above the cross, not putting any weight upon the crucifie. This simulates floating like a spirit (holy spirit?) and using the momentum from the bottom persons thrusts, gives a weightless, effortless fuck (being suspended has perks but is hard to master). If the suspension method is not viable , whoever has the foot fetish takes point on feet and can lick, suck, fuck the feet to their hearts desire. Thus once everyone is in position the "crucifie" will receive their "crucifixxxion".

Note - 3 day follow up is recommended.
Me and my buddies are having a crucifiction tonight. - My boyfriend wants me to come over to his frat house and take part in a crucifiction. - Lets crucify this person! - My favorite thing is to be crucified.
by Johnny Bass March 14, 2019
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