Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.

The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.

by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014

crapshack

A crappy, poorly built and maintained house, often referred to as a shithole.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

crabstick

1. The act of holding others back, with no intention of gaining from restraining their peers.
2. Intentionally ruining something for someone simply for the joy of watching them suffer.

The word originates from crabs in a pot cooking. When some of the crabs try to escape from being cooked, one crab would grab the others, preventing them from escaping. That crab is called the crabstick.

Oh man, Shorty is such a crabstick!!

Shorty sucks you in like a dirty little crabstick!

by shortshort April 1, 2009

Uncle Chapstick

A hot ass mother fucker that keeps it lit by slow chapping his beautifully lucious lips nice and easy. He chaps it so nice you'll always come back for more!

Jack: Did you see Uncle Chapstick slow chap the clam the other day?

Jil: it was the most glorious chapping of my life!

by QueenOfCakes June 16, 2017

Cherry Chapstick

When a girls clit is so red and sensitive from just being eaten out. It can only happen when it’s so good that her legs shake and she might even squirt.

Bro her cherry chapstick last night was the best.

by 1969lover January 26, 2021

Cherry Chapstick

A red and enlarged clit, due to sexual stimulation.

"I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick," said Katy.

by a funky little lesbian September 8, 2020

Chopsticking

v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)

The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.

by Sorensgun July 21, 2009