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cardboard personality

A one-dimensional person.
Someone who has no depth to them whatsoever.
by BeAN March 15, 2005
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clipboard of fun

n. An organizational tool used by type-A personalities to plan every detail of a vacation or trip.

This is a reference to a Full House episode in which dad Danny uses his "clipboard of fun" to micromanage the family's vacation in Hawaii. It is often a derogatory term used when the rest of the group wants a more easy-going and less planned vacation.
"I think I'd enjoy this trip a lot more if Joe would leave the clipboard of fun back at the hotel"
by MeghanG April 4, 2006
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when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary
Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary
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cardboardphobic

A cardboardphobic person is someone who doesnt support the marriage between a peice of cardboard and a human
"If you don't support cardboard cutout Jimin and I getting married" Oli London said "Then you are cardboardphobic"
by anonymous November 14, 2020
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cardboard gangster

Someone who tries to live the gangster life, but can't live up to the hype, and is shown to be a fake.
"I don't play with no wasps, man - that could sting me!"
"Oh, shut up, you cardboard gangster!"
by WhiteySmiley September 9, 2007
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cardboard tshirt

an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.
Mom: "I washed that disgusting shirt I found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?"
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."
by 570 February 23, 2009
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cardboard programmer

You've just spent the whole day trying to solve a problem, a design problem, a bug, etc. You know the solution is simple but you just can't see it.

A colleague walks past and notices your anguish: "What's up?".

"Oh, I'm ...". You explain the problem and what you have done so far. However you suddenly discover the solution before you have finished speaking! So far your colleague has been as useful as a cardboard cutout.

This happens often and I think it is due to you having to present your problem to someone in a way that you think will aid their understanding, often dispensing with some of the details. In doing so, you also clarify your own thoughts, untying them in your mind to eventually cite a solution.

Sometimes all it needs is a cardboard cutout of your favorite GURU!

-- RussFreeman.

Also sometimes known as a Programmer's Dummy - DarrenTarbard
My Cardboard Programmer was outsourced to a shoebox in India.
by cellular January 21, 2015
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