crapalistic

An expression to define your uber crappy mood.

How was your day?

It was crapalistic. Thanks for asking!

by ruit beer May 18, 2005

Crapality Show

Reality shows that are nothing but crappy examples of the human condition.

I was watching that Crapality Show, "Real Housewives" and I noticed they all are generally too bitchy to be that rich.

by Stephen McCormick April 22, 2009

Craptitude

noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.

That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.

by The 42nd December 9, 2012

Crapacity

The amount of crap I am willing to endure.

Look, man, you are making me mad and pushing me over my crapacity!

by Terea B November 19, 2017

Craptism

The act of taking the first shit in a brand new toilet.

I hosted a Craptism on my new toilet as i pinched a loaf last night.

by Omnis May 27, 2005

clapatitus

a word used to describe a womans condition who has lived as a cumshot rubbish tip for the locals. this disease is generally formed by associating with boongs and wiggers.

that skank has copped a hell dose of clapatitus. probably roots boongs.

by uncle fitzroy August 5, 2008

craptitude

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.

When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.

by fader0003 July 29, 2008