Crampage

Going on a sex spree after a long-term relationship has ended.

Jill and I just broke up. I'm gonna go on a massive crampage this month and bang a ton of chicks.

by crampage October 9, 2009

Crapateria

That food place at work or in jail.

Crappy cafeteria

by Homer November 10, 2003

crapigeon

Crapigeon, a portmanteau of its ingredients, a stray cat stuffed with a pigeon stuffed with a rat. Generally cooked, though not always; when cooked, a tire fire is often employed, lending a unique flavor to the meat.

Similar to Turducken (a dish consisting of a partially de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken)

In a fit of depression, I hung out under the interstate bridge with guys I had not seen since high school; we huffed gold paint, and dined on fresh barrel-cooked crapigeon.

by Der Todesritter January 29, 2008

CRAPATERIA

the cafeteria at your place of employment that sells less-than desirable food.

Hey Jason, let's see what's on the menu for lunch in the crapateria today.

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

craplage

more intense than just using the plain word “crap” craplage is only used in situations of extreme shock. (pronounced crap- ledge)

“holy craplage”

by sabrinasabrina September 3, 2019

crapaganda

A blend of crap and propaganda. The term is used to define the rumors, misinformation, and lies which are spread for the purpose of helping or injuring a person or institution... but are such blatant and utter pieces of crap, that the word 'propaganda' alone falls short of being an accurate classification.

'Fahrenheit 9/11' and 'Bowling for Columbine' are two deplorable pieces of crapaganda produced by the bloated socialist fucktard, Michael Moore.

by BDA August 10, 2004

cranage pack

Doing something crazy

Damn jhit just cranked that cranage pack pack on that football team

by FloridHype September 17, 2020