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crappacino

(a)A drink that in no way resembles cappacino yet is labelled under that name. Often tasting of old fag ends mixed with mud topped with foam that looks and tastes like cheap shaving foam.
To drink 'a crap cino' hence crappacino or any drink purchased from Starbucks.
by Aneeta August 15, 2006
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crappuccino

A cappuccino that is lacking in all the qualities of a true cappuccino, be it due too lack of heat, lack of coffee, or simple lack of flavour.
"I ordered a coffee half an hour ago and all I got was this tepid crappuccino. Damn Starbucks and their lacklustre service."
by bonbonbonbonbons September 22, 2009
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crappucino (latte)

The emulsion left behind after an intense session of anal sex. It's a latte, when no condom is used.
It was great! Until she spilled her crappucino on my new satin sheets.
by WingZer0 September 17, 2003
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crappuccino

Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach
Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am
by M.K.M. September 23, 2005
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Crapacino

I waited 10 minutes on line, paid $4 and ended up with a louse crapacino.
by Pete's Friend February 24, 2006
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Crappaccino

Descriptive of a bout of diarrhoea that leaves the bottom of the toilet looking not much unlike the fluffy top of a cup of cappuccino.
'Fucking hell John, I shouldn't have that kebab last night, I ended up having a crappaccino in the toilet pan this morning'
by Freshmans December 21, 2007
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Crappuccino

when you take a shit in your friends cappuccino when they go to the bathroom.
*guys walk into the cafe and get cappuccinos*
1st guy: "Hey I gotta go take a piss. Watch my cappuchino would ya?"
2nd guy: "Sure."
*1st guy goes into the bathroom*
*2nd guy takes a shit in the other guys cappuccino.*
2nd guy: "Man he will be so mad about me making him a crappuccino!"
by Mityxm March 14, 2011
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