break your crayons

Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature - like some did in kindergarden.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.

"My neighbor is a ballbuster. He purposely ran his dog through my flowers because I wouldn't lend him my lawnmower."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."

by bebopnjazz April 29, 2007

Cranstonite

The term used to define a hardcore member of the fan base of actor Bryan Cranston, known for his roles as Walter White on "Breaking Bad" and Hal on "Malcolm in the Middle." This term is awarded to those fans who fully realize and appreciate the plethora of talent on display any time Bryan Cranston makes an appearance in an entertainment medium.

Cranstonite 1 - "I can't believe that the same guy who was the dad on Malcolm in the Middle just dominated two guys in an SUV and then executed the one guy that was still alive."

Cranstonite 2 - "I'm not really surprised. The range that Cranston has far exceeds that of most actors out there."

Cranstonite 1 - "Right on. Bryan Cranston will next be taking over the world of voice acting as he is voicing James Gordon in the animated film 'Batman: Year One."

by Dev24 July 20, 2011

cronservative

The act of saving marijuana.

"id love to smoke more man, but i don't have that much left so i have to be cronservative."

by Dee Monee January 6, 2008

Cranos

The end of all fuc*king life in the universe.

Jim: I hear cranos is in today.
Carl: his face melts and he has a fit on the floor.

by JaCkYbOyZiSgOoD December 18, 2019

Cranston Gap

The little space between a girls upper thighs and just below her cooter as she stands or walks with legs together. The open space forms the shape of an upside down triangle. It is usually reserved to fit/thin girls as chubby thighs tend to crush the happy gap. Fall into the gap. Same as happy gap.

Wow! Look at that 2 finger cranston gap.

by kegdrink April 5, 2009

Cranston East

The incredibly ghetto school on the eastern side of cranston, RI. made up of two buildings: main, and briggs. our mascot is the "Thunderbolt" (so what if there's no such thing!). we barely have a roof, we have walls made of particle board dividing half the classrooms, and the heating does not work at all. on the bright side, we have the state's only competitive marching band, and the sexiest tuba section in new england, and possibly the east coast. other good points include a kick-ass AJROTC drill team.

kids at east do weed, while the preppy westies do coke because mommy and daddy can afford it.

announcement over the PA system(this seriously did happen): we must warn students not to use the doors going to briggs, because the tires keeping the synthetic membrane (tarp!) have begun to be blown off, due to the wind. we do not want any injuries due to falling tires, so, again, we urge students to find alternate routes in and out of the building.

by ... March 20, 2005

Cranston

Cranston is the third largest city in Rhode Island. Located south of Providence and north of West Warwick. You can find a equal mix of characters in Cranston ranging from white trash, burn outs, snobs, and rich folks. But honestly Cranston is a very unique place with many perks to living there. 5 minutes from the city and only 20 from the beach. There are many good restaurants located in the area as well. The girls from Cranston seem to just be a lot more attractive, especially the girls from the west side. Cranstonians have a distinct accent, different from other Rhode Islanders. Even the creator of Family Guy, Seth McFarlane, likes the city so much he has be quoted in saying Quahog has been modeled after Cranston.

-" there nothing to do in Cranston!"

-" let's go pick up some girls at Garden City, yo!"

by richard d. nixon February 12, 2009