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Crannying

Crannying is using Google in order to find out answers to trivia questions and passing them off as your own.
Can you name someone who has been a team mate of Micah Richards, Santi Cazorla, Cristiano Ronaldo, Shay Given and Andrea Pirlo?

Someone answers "Giuseppe Rossi" after 10 seconds.

"Fucking hell, he's been Crannying again!"
by Banterberry April 5, 2015
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Channing all over your Tatum

Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.

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Example 1: “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”

Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"
by LoSho March 5, 2013
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CTranning

To be very stingy with money. To use people for money, make bets and never pay up, try to get out of any payment necessary.
James was CTranning yesterday because we went to an all you can eat buffet and he just leeched off everyone's food.
by Marshmallow64 July 9, 2011
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Red Canning It

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
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fat channing

1. English verb meaning "To mess something up"
2. Totally F* that up
3.To waste an opportunity.
1. The lighting was perfect for this shot and I totally fat channinged it.
2. I totally fat channinged that pick up line.
by CheesyChester October 14, 2014
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channingoo

To slap someone with a fish or any other aquatic animal.
I really just want to channingoo him jeez.
by Neko45 November 21, 2019
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Channing Tatum

Only the Hottest man to walk this planet...
Dude that white guy in Coach Carter was hot as hell...
Wait til you see his package on www.iballer.com
by Chexy February 6, 2005
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