cankles

Also known as “peasant ankles” for the ostensible stability and hardiness afforded by the wide, steady base of the legs, which aids in long hours of tillage and harvesting. As such, the condition is most prominent in women of Russian or Italian ancestry.
It is the condition where the ankle girth is equal to or indiscernibly less than the girth of the widest part of the calf. It is not ankle fat per se, but rather a state of being “big-boned” in the ankle region while simultaneously experiencing gross muscle atrophy of the gastrocnemius.
Symptoms include: deep elastic grooves from socks, increased razor wear-and-tear, ability to reap 20 bushels of grain per hour.

Man 1: "That girl's wasting her time on the calf machine at the gym--there ain't no cure for cankles"
Man 2: "Hopefully she'll marry a farmer"

by paranoid randroid November 6, 2008

cankles

n. 1) An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot. 2) An ankle which has no discernable narrowing from the calf to the foot. History: The word is derived a combination of the words calf and ankle. Victims of this condition are advised to avoid the following: ankle boots, ankle-strap shoes, anklets, ankle socks, ankle tattoos, high-top shoes, and any other footwear or legwear that might draw attention to the cankle region.

Kelly has a classic case of cankles -- her calves are the same width from knee to foot.

by snarkette March 4, 2005

cankles

A reference to a pair of legs that have no defined end of the calf area as well as no defined beginning of the ankle area. Does not only refer to fatty legs, simply shapeless legs.

Perfect face, perfect body, smart and funny... but damn... i can't handle them cankles.

by leeric October 4, 2004

crunkless

you want to get fucked up but don't have the means

she was crunkless last night

by lil April 12, 2005

Clankles

When cankles does not capture the extent of stovepipe legs - clankles (combining calf, leg ankles).

Whoa man check Denise's clankles!

by TMoneyID November 6, 2011

cankles

Where you can't tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat begins. Who knows? That's the fun.

Bill Clinton likes himself a good pair of cankles. He judged the Miss Cankle USA contest.

by The Fifth Floor May 5, 2009

Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012