Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.
After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.
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A genetic hybrid created by the evil doctor Trill Trillington.
A Crabula is half crab, half dracula.
A Crabula is half crab, half dracula.
by Trill Trillington April 1, 2008
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Jeb: When I went to hug her good night I whispered Crangula softly in her ear and she couldn't resist.
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Jeb: When I went to hug her good night I whispered Crangula softly in her ear and she couldn't resist.
Ernest: Man! You can't resist the Crangula!
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When that girl sucks on my dick in the shower my semen went through this wild coagulation and became small chunks all over the place. She ate them.
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Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.
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