crackerdog

crazy, psycho. to be off one's rocker in a particualarly locomotive, active, or athletic way. May give off an impression of specific, albeit insane, motivation. one sandwich short of a picnic; having misplaced one's marbles. Having gone totally beyond the realm of reason. see also batshit.

my boss went completely crackerdog this morning - the stress is really getting to him.

by zz January 16, 2004

Cracktard

A mix of crackhead and retard.

"Wow, I just threw a fireball at her and she didn't move! What a cracktard!"

by Sora-chan :D May 8, 2007

crafturday

noun. A DIY gathering where friends get together for a full day to learn a specific craft and hand-make useful objects.

Yeah, I silk screened this shirt at Crafturday, don't you wish you had one?

by Nanc November 13, 2005

Cracklord

The Lord Crack. A Crack master, a crack lover, someone who is so high on crack, that they own ass. Also a faggish rabbit who hops around in shrubbery searching for crack rocks which it gets high on. In rare forms, an insult uses between overweight homosexual geese.

Goose 1: I'm so fat, fuck..
Goose 2: Fuck you, Cracklord!
Dude: Shit, I'm so high on crack I could be a goose
Goose 1: Fuck you cracklord!
Goose 2: Yeah, ur shitting us off!
Dude: Shit geese, Im as high as a cracklord!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

Cracktured

When an object becomes both cracked and fractured

My man's leg was cracktured after that hit

by CoolSlimeBoy February 15, 2022

crackward

A male who leans towards anal sex with members of the same gender and like to do this as often and frequently as is physically posible for a human being without damage to the producers of the sexual cells that dangle inside their sack

damn u r such a fuckin crackward

by bigyun February 3, 2005

CrapTurds

1) a really crappy thing, only it is extra full of crap
2) explaining someone or something that is full of lies, crap, shit, etc.
3) something that is fun to say, makes people ask what the hell did you just say? close to a swear word but not quite

1)CRAPTURDS I lost my phone!
2)That guy is just full of shit and crapturds
3)Hahaha crapturds

by Mr.Brestler February 25, 2011