cocktober surprise

A scandal that breaks out a few weeks before election time, usually involving an older politican and a young guy, usually underage boy.

Foley, a Republican congressman from Florida had a nasty cocktober surprise when he was found out to having sexually solicited young congressional pages.

by Frankiez October 1, 2006

Crackberry Cowboy

A person who proudly and prominently wears their Blacberry in an obnoxious hip holster.

His phone rang, and Mark stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, spread his feet wide and quickly drew his Blackberry from its trusty hip holster like crackberry cowboy at the Hello Corral.

by Zortroz1 May 1, 2010

crackteria

The bacteria that lives in a vaginal or rectal crack.

I went down on my wife last night and emerged this morning with foul halitosis from her “crackteria”.

by devestment October 10, 2009

cocktober

The month of October, as renamed by the Spice Channel, xtube, and various other porn resources.

See all your favorites sucking and fucking every day, $35 an hour, only for the month of Cocktober.

by Julia Murney July 3, 2007

Cocktoberfest

A party where men outnumber the women

John - Hey Tom, how was the party last night?
Tom - It sucked man, it was a fucking Cocktoberfest.

by Ryan_Palmer July 13, 2007

Angry Crackberry

While doing your girlfriend from behind, you check your Fantasy Football stats in one hand while smashing a fist full of blueberries down her ass crack with the other.

Jim seized the opportunity to give Heather an Angry Crackberry...all while keeping tabs on his Fantasy Football team!

by Coraline Bulldog December 9, 2010

Croctober

The only time of year it is socially acceptable to wear crocs.

Kate: "Wtf why are you wearing crocs??"
Madi: "Uh... it's croctober, Kate. Get with it."

by noibrowz October 1, 2017