Cracktise

Definition 1: to repeat any Cracktivity multiple times in order to become proficient

Definition 2: a place of business where a Doctor of Cracktology Cracktises their life work

Def 1: I Cracktise my cleaning skills every day and now I’m almost a Certified Cracktitioner
Def 2: I’m going to open a Cracktise when I get my CrD

by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

cracktitioner

A person who specialises in cracktivities. May or may not hold a CrD in Cracktology

I stayed up all night and pulled apart several iPhones because I’m a dedicated cracktitioner.

by Khayejhaye March 28, 2022

Crackies

The cute little, crack rocks that come in the crack and make the sound of pop rocks candy too

Hurry up with my pipe I need to hit the crackies, I neeèeeed it nowwwwww

by Molly...JPA November 4, 2023

cracktivist

A person who lives to protest. It doesn't matter if they are supporting completely contradictory causes, they will be there in full costume defining their entire identity using the current cause they are supporting. See cracktivism.

Look, there's Steve holding up a sign about some place he's never been that has nothing to do with him. Wasn't he protesting the city closing the Pink Kitty last week? He's such a cracktivist.

by A. Trocity April 28, 2024

Cracktivism

Activism performed by people who live to protest. It doesn't matter if they are supporting completely contradictory causes, they will be there in full costume defining their entire identity using the current cause they are supporting. See cracktivist.

That mob is supposed to be supporting the Longshoremens Union, but half of them are wearing fursuits and juggling molotov cocktails. Pretty sure it's cracktivism.

by A. Trocity April 28, 2024