Wuss crackalakan

when you say WHATS UP to your cool ass mates

Retard 1: Hey bro
Coolio bro: WUSS CRACKALAKAN

by bustynibba June 12, 2018

Crackslag

Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

cockslap

to slap someone with one's cock; to cockslap someone is to assert one's dominance/superiority. Also, girls like it when you do this to them.

"Hey dude, I don't have the money yet."
"Don't make me cockslap you!"

by warren November 26, 2002

Cockslapper

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

crackslam

Using one's buttocks to hang up the phone in the rudest possible manner

"How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*

by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008

Crackalackin

The lack of having crackers

Mike: Hey Joey, do we have any more crackers?

Joey: Nah man...we crackalackin'

by tubamarine11505 May 28, 2011

Cracksnap

A butt crack picture.

Sheila: Hehe I see Cam's butt crack...I gotta get a pic!
(Cam catches Sheila trying to take a butt crack picture...covers his crack)
Cam: You'll never get a Cracksnap, sucka!
Sheila: :(

by ShamFAwesome January 28, 2014