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crackhead

A crackhead is the lowest form of a drug user. They abuse the drug crack cocaine. They are often liars, traitors, and thiefs.

Crackheads are often paranoid and fidgety.

Crackheads can be anyone, any race, any gender.

Crackheads will sell everything and anything to fuel their addiction.

Crackheads cannot be trusted. If you ever find yourself to a person who is a known crackhead, try to get away as fast as possible, otherwise you may lose valauble jewerly, wallet, etc.

Unless you don't mind having any of your prized possessions disappear, it is not wise to let a crackhead into your home. Never leave a crackhead unnattended to, or you will find things mysteriously go missing.

It is important to never let a crackhead get to you, don't ever let them get under your skin. You are the stronger person in the situation, unless you too are a crackhead.

Crackheads are pathetic.
I once called a crackhead's house a few times to get a hold of a person I know, who is also a crack addict. He continued to answer the phone even though it was pretty obvious it was me, again.

Crackhead- "Hello?" (he calmly says this)
Me- "Hi, is _____ there?"
Crackhead- "Ah, wha wha wha WHAT DID I TELL YOU!? He is not HERE" (at this point he was shouting)

Afterwards, I drove up to his house, and to my suprise (not) the crackhead was in the window looking around frantically.

Some More Personal Expirences:

If a person constantly asks you for money, in exchange for their car title, they are probably a crackhead.

If a person is in the bathroom for over an hour, has the bathroom fan on, turns the shower on, but comes out an hour later not wet, they are most likely a crackhead, or up to something.

If a person says they are going to the grocery store for one thing, and don't come back, they are probably on a crack binge.
by D. Lu June 5, 2007
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Crackhead

Dumbass niggas like my dad who live behind a taco bell smoking gay nigga shit.
Crackhead: hey, kid. Want some crack?

Me: nigga stfu you a crackhead with a fufu ass haircut
by Ogjeffl1t April 25, 2019
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Crackhead

A thing who barely has any teeth, hangs around the same spot everyday at the same time with a crack pipe hidden in there collar or panties. They chase you and beg for change and lie and make up some B.S about buying a meal. Don't be fooled by the creature. Many of them over populate the bleeding heart of Jersey, Newark.
Bob: hey tom, i'm gonna run in to buy some cigarettes at the....
Bonquisha- excuse me can i have some spare change for a meal at kfc tonight.
Bob: uh tom... let's go back to nutley, i'm tired of seeing these crackheads.
by it's a fine day August 23, 2011
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crackhead

"man that fools a crackhead."
by krystal hawk August 10, 2003
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crackhead

This definition has absolutely nothing to do with cocaine. A crackhead is somebody that is addicted to smelling other people's cracks (the crack in their asses). It can be done with a willing recipient, an unwilling recipient whereby the culprit will 'sneek a snort' when convenient, or even partake in the inhaling of fumes emitted from someones chair, or soiled undies. At this time there is no known treatment available over the counter, however it's rumored the A.M.A. is addressing the issue.
Obadiah's lack of coherency became quite apparent after his long term habbit of snorting Big Edna's office chair. The red eyes and drooling have become quite pronounced and he no longer has the ability to utilize the restroom without assistance. He is the crackhead poster-boy.
by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
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crackhead

1. one who partakes in smoking crack cocaine.
2. One who can run like the wind when s/he believes that quazimotto is chasing him/her.
3. one who will try to sell thier dog on e-bay.
4. If you live in a hotel, have no food, are pregnant, and your only worry is when/how to score...you are a crackhead.
5. one who acts "crackish"
6. A Jarrod or an Izatt.
7. A "parent" of a Crack baby.
8. The person who robbed you.
Police : FREEZE! your under arrest.

person: "help, the moon is following me! it won't leave me alone! It's laughing at me!! LAUGHING!

Police: Fucking crackhead!
by BETTY CROCKER June 22, 2006
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crackhead

(crackhead is a crackhead ain't no other word for it)
A crackhead is a person who is addicted to drug crack. Crackheads will stop at nothing to support their habit which includes not paying their bills, stealing from anyone including family members, & some even sell drug dealers out to the police for crack or just rob them when they know you are not home. Some even do housecleaning.
As 2Pac recited "And even though you was a crack feen momma ya always was a black queen momma"- (R.I.P).

Crack is whack!

She's a crackhead.
by Nikitta September 2, 2008
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