crackdealingseagull

A wigger who enjoys submitting bogus words to Urban Dictionary and acting like a retard. He thinks he is black, although he is actually whiter than Kevin Federline.

Example #1: "Yo, I'm so black! Now pass the stuffed cow!" - crackdealingseagull

Example #2: "I AM SO BLACKER THAN YOU! I GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL!" - crackdealingseagull

Example #3: "Ben is not black!!!!!! Now let me finish this game of WoW" - crackdealingseagull

crackdealingseagull A.K.A Jonothan

by Wigger Alerter Ben December 12, 2008

Crackling

A crack-cocaine addicted duckling; usually results from a crackhead mother duck.

That poor crackling would only swim in circles, and fly upside down.

by KingjackMehoff September 9, 2018

What’s crackling

Crack addicts use this as a way of saying “what’s happening”.

Hi fellow crack head, what’s crackling ?

by A Yorkshire pudding December 30, 2017

Crackling

In the game of Starcraft, when the weakest infantry unit; a Zergling is upgraded with Metabolic Boost and Adreneal Glands. It then becomes a rediculously fast moving and attacking little bugger.
In large numbers, cracklings are almost unstoppable.

"Holy crap, my bunkers ddin't stand a chance against all those cracklings!"

by Hail to the Chief March 13, 2005

crackerlacing

whats happening/ occuring

so crackerlacing in your crib??

by notgayyyyyyyy January 21, 2011

crackling ass

1. When the skin between your ass cheeks need moisturizer.

2. Having ashy ass issues is being a crackling ass person.

Her: "Ouch! Damn don't spread my ass cheeks like that, I just got out the shower"

Him: Well go grab some lotion, with yo "crackling ass"!

by DaMorgans February 25, 2020

Crackling

A more intense version of "crispy"

If something is defined as crackling, it is automatically superior to all other objects and beings.
A synonym to crackling is j'aime.

Mr.Toe: That troll ball is seriously crackling
Fish: Yes, Toe Man, indeed it is.
Mr.Toe: YEssSssSs
Fish: mmm, Toe Man, we shouldn't
Mr.Toe: oH, but it feels so right.

by Dr.Todd February 3, 2022