Macksack Crackerjack

Macksack Crackerjack comes from the sack mack origin, of a God like Mr.Mcgee. Macksack Crackerjack defines to A fat sack that can't mack his jack on a Friday evening at 8pm. This term is used very often as its expensively rare to see a Macksack Crackerjack take place. Just go mack your jack bois.

"I wish I didn't have Macksack Crackerjack."

by MacksackCrackerjack June 29, 2017

crackerjack

someone very skilled or proficient

John was a crackerjack of a mechanic: he could make a Mustang hum going in reverse.

by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

crackerjack

a white person, usually considered an insult
synonymous with "cracker"

Look at that crackerjack walking down the street

by g2 September 12, 2013

Crackerjack

Is a noun meaning a person or thing of marked excellence.

Just call me a crackerjack when it comes to the English language and the true meanings of words.

by Slang=ignorance April 22, 2018

CrackerJacking

When you slightly apply a thick coat of peanut butter around your penis then gently place saltine crackers and spread them over the tip and bottom of your cock sandwiching them and spread jelly lightly on a girls outter pussy lips .

Thrusting your saltine coated cock inside her mashing the saltines as you sing and chant the peanut butter jelly song thrusting at the pace of the song

If you don't have peanut butter you can always substitute with nutella only you have to sing chocolate rain instead .

Ex. Damn Jenny is so bad I would love to crackerjack her and show her some peanut butter jelly time

Me and Paulina were crackerjacking their were crumbs fucking everywhere

by PeanutButterPuppetPal July 2, 2019

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Bri'ish chips

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022

crackerjack fart

a fart with a surprise inside, typically feces

bob: I just farted and shit myself.John: oh thats a crackerjack fart, its got a surprise inside

by rockoone October 18, 2008