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Crack attack

When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts
Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack
by DankDeath January 8, 2019
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Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.
Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!
by Henry Chang December 8, 2021
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Crack Attack

A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.
*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”

“Crack Attack!!!”

Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.
by Etiquette101 January 8, 2025
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