crabknocker

A dumb ass nigga who steps on shit

The crabknocker step on the dogs droppings

by Crabknocker September 7, 2016

Crabbok

A powerhouse of testosterone and muscle. A force to be reckoned with, often causing collateral damage in his wake of destruction because he just needs to get the job done. Often misunderstood, but never leaving an enemy standing. The opposite of Gaige.

I dunno man, looks like Crabbok came through here or somethin

by Steve Rogers(CPTA) August 4, 2011

crabalocker

a dude who lurks on forums, leaping out with witty retorts and posts so well timed that any unsuspecting member is instantly owned.

He pulled a crabalocker on Aviate. Now he owns his ass.

by Geoff October 12, 2003

crablock

When two lesbos rub their pussies together, legs extended in opposite directions.

Oh man, I walked in on Pvt. Garner and her GF goin' at it last night!
Doin' the crablock!?
Totally!
I knew they were gay.

by Vasquez October 4, 2007

Catblocked

When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.

"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"

"Where is it?"

"Plugged into my wall."

"Can't you get it?"

"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"

by Rose+10 December 29, 2016

craplock

craplock is when everything someone posts online is total crap.

SO YEAH MAYBE I'M USING CAPSLOCK BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT USING CRAPLOCK LIKE THE TEABAGGERS.

by LinguisticArtist September 25, 2013

Crowblock

When your inebriated friend inadvertently smothers any chance you had at getting laid tonight, as if he was Jon Snow protecting the Wall

I was gonna bang that chick tonight until you crowblocked me.

by got123 November 5, 2016