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Covidized

Person #1: Have you been covidized from the Corona virus yet? Person #2: Yes I have and it was no big deal. Just stay isolated from others or wait and get the vaccine from a doctor when one is developed.
by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020
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Covidinced

The belief that covid is an American secret society's solution to our countries enevatable debt crisis. One last hail Mary before our economy crashes and we are forced to eat roticary family dog.
I am covidinced that Trump is a puppet and everyone who thinks he is actually calling the shots needs to go argue politics more in their local bar while blainty rebeling the practice of social distancing. While intoxicated of course.
by Shrewby July 22, 2020
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Covidness

A scale of how bad things are to do with covid-19
It depends on the covidness
by Cgarlie August 18, 2020
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covidnoididiosis

Medicaly untreatable paranoia due to direct democratic propaganda typically seen more often in election years.
The people at the store wearing the masks don't even realize that the covidnoididiosis has taken full effect on them.
by Buzzzz73 November 13, 2020
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Covincel

When you're single and so afraid of getting Covid you don't bang anyone
Person 1:"Hey you haven't gotten laid in a while, what's up?"
Person 2:"I'm just too scared of catching Covid it's not worth it"
Person 1:"Damn, you're a Covincel"
by AlicePalace January 28, 2021
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Plum convinced

Jack was plum convinced he could hit the ball out of the park
by Ravandeath January 22, 2020
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Convinced

Hym "Well I'm convinced"

Iam "What? Convinced of what?"

Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."

Iam "What's your point?"

Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."

Iam "So..."

Hym "So, they've only left us one option."

Iam "Which is?"

Hym "The only thing they understand."

Iam "...Punishment?"

Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.

Iam "...They don't understand..."

Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2022
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