cousband

“must be hard for Queen Elizabeth to lose her cousband. RIP bozo.

by bugjar333 April 9, 2021

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Cousband

A male cousin who you love like a husband but not in a sexy way because that would be weird.

Hey man, I love you, more than cousins probably should but not in a sexy way so it's not weird. You're my cousband!

by Bum Club August 7, 2023

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Usually common to hillbillies, a 'cousband' is a person who is a part of your family (biologically), but is also related to you by marriage.

Bill: Is that her cousin?

Joe: No, that's her cousband!

by LunaLove47 January 17, 2011

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The husband of a woman that married her cousin.

A: Who is over there wearing that ridiculous hat?
B: Oh, that’s Trina’s cousband.
A: Trina married her cousin?!

by 011000110 May 8, 2022

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