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cutting edge 

adjective form of "the Cutting Edge."

When something is "cutting edge" is is at the current limits of scientific/technological/artistic progress. The newest and most advanced.
In 1903, the Wright Brothers used what were then cutting edge techniques, such as a wind tunnel, to design their plane.

This magazine is so cutting edge! It's so much cooler than those conservative, out-of date newspapers.
cutting edge by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

Cold Cutting 

The act of launching cold cuts at car windows
"Holy sh!t, look at that salami slice on my window!"
"Looks like some kids went cold cutting tonight."
Cold Cutting by Time7 April 16, 2014

Cutting the soap 

The act of farting in such a manner that the overall air quality of a location is actually improved, due to the odor of the fart being less offensive than the smell already permeating throughout the location.
"Good Lord!! Someone's been Cutting the Soap in here!! It smells like Apple Strudel!! It covers the odor of my festering toe nicely!! Well done that person!!"

counting pockets

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.
"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."

bean counting 

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.
I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.
bean counting by soreofhing July 6, 2009