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Something the character "Cotton" from "King of the Hill" might say. Or really anyone who hails from the tornado states. A bit of wisdom said with a Texan drawl, but really coming from Oklahoma.
My favorite Cottonism is as follows. Melanie: "I think I ate too much for lunch. I don't know if I should make myself throw up or have an epidural!"
by Melanie Cotton July 24, 2005
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Coupons

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The only reason college students read the newspaper.
Sweet... buy one get one free packs of Ramen at Kroger. Thank God for coupons.
by gabulldogs123 October 10, 2008
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Cousinism

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When your horrible cousins treat you UNEQUALLY
My cousins commited cousinism when I was not invited to the cousin party.
by Ninamaria November 24, 2018
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pussy coupons

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Name given to the part of pursuit/ courting a girl that involves making phone calls/ buying small gifts to let her know that you are thinking about her. Each single action is moving closer to ward being able to ask for sex (make a purchase).
"Oh, just a sec. Let me make a phone call to insert girl's name. I've got to put these pussy coupons for today."
by Lemas Mitchell January 22, 2008
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Mexican Coupons

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Food Stamps, especially the older 'paper stamp' kind, as opposed to the new credit card type.
My cousin complained once when he was 5 about how slow the checkout lines move when the people in front of you are using 'mexican coupons'. We laughed so hard we nearly passed out, and I have never used the words 'food stamps' since.
by Brett T. May 12, 2007
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Clippin Coupons

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Clippin Coupons:

When a drug user/dealer calls all their contacts to get the best hook up on coke

When a person can't find a hook up

When a person settles for a lesser quality/quantity item and sparingly uses it
Mother fucker, I got skimped. I'm clippin coupons for the rest of the weekend.
by Korgasmik May 20, 2011
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Balanced Couponing

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A way of saying I'm committing coupon fraud and misuse without calling it that.
If you have a coupon for hand lotion but it doesn't exclude shampoo, then you can still use it because it's considered balanced couponing.
by couponpolice May 15, 2016
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