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Jedi Counsel

When everyone sits in a row (or circle). Each person has something to smoke weed from and they simultaneously smoke and pass. Everyone is always smoking something.. in the jedi fashion!
"Last night was awesome, John and I smoked three bowls and then watched That 70s Show forever"
"Pshht... we did jedi counsel for an hour"
by Emilee K. January 22, 2009
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conassa

A portuguese street designation for a very good vagina.
That bitch has a serious conassa.
by LeMOnVodk August 28, 2008
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women counselor

A man who hangs out with alot of women but he never has sexs with them. He's only there to hear about all of their problems.
Bob: man i heard mike has been kicking it with maria alot.
Todd: yeah but they don't bone they just talk, he such a women counselor.
by roc masta b March 16, 2009
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counsel

opinions or ideas given for a plan of action.
the head of the law firm is serving as the lead "counsel" for this trial.
by stefii July 3, 2007
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Connasse

Noun, means "cunt". French.

1) Offensive term for a woman (or man, used by and to gay men).

2) Affective term to a friend (woman and gay men only), due to envy.
1) "T'es une sale connasse." "Arrête de faire ta connasse."

2) "Oh putain connasse t'as trop de chance!" "Ca va connasse?"
by kindafunnysad June 20, 2006
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Team Counts

A team that exceeds expectations, rises to any occasion and surpasses any obstacle. Recognized for perseverence, competence and excellence in all endeavours.

Team Counts is an expression used to define a type of team that other groups aspire to be.
Wow, that group is really Team Counts!
by Tommy Truth May 7, 2010
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contact counselling

An informal method of workplace relations training. When a junior employee steps out of line or is generally making a fool of himself in the workplace, a more senior employee in a mentoring-type role may engage the young man in an intensive, one-on-one session of Contact Counselling to set him on the right path.

Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.
Frankie: "Yo Johnno, do you know what's up with Bobbie? He called in sick this morning."

Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."

Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."
by Drunky McStumble May 25, 2010
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