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Coitalicious

A member of the opposite sex, usually female, who is attractive enough that you would take great pleasure in engaging in coital with them.
Dayum, check dat ass. That gurl is coitalicious.
by Conn92 August 12, 2010
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Cottage cheese chuggers

Unsightly breasts on an ugly person
The cottage cheese chuggers were so repulsive on that swamp donkey that I would rather be breast fed by my own grandmother
by Pauloscouser September 13, 2018
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coitally disturbed

John is coitally disturbed.
by doodness July 31, 2009
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Cosita

A spanish word translated to "little thing".
(Cosa = thing)
(ita = little)
But in spanish is meant as "cute little thing"
by Guitar chick_752 October 4, 2009
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colitas

Colitas, "Little Tails", or its slang, "Little Buds".
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air...
This part of the lyrics of the song "Hotel California", by the Eagles, brought on curiosity about the word, as the bigger quest for understanding the entire song itself has met with as many "ideas" as to its meaning... but...

The word "colitas" means literally, "Little Tails", thus use of the slang, "colitas", (as referenced in the song) meaning the burning of little marijuana 'tails/buds'.

NOTES:
Literal Meaning is "little tails"
Slang meanings as follows...
1. End buds of the marijuana plant.
2. Has been used to reference a part of the female anatomy, (use your imagination)
3. A person's butt.
Reference material for my definition was confirmed from Eagles management, as follows:
Irving Azoff a manager for the group: during the writing of the song 'Hotel California' by Messrs. Henley and Frey, the word `colitas' was translated for them by their Mexican-American road manager as 'little buds.
1. warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
2. She has a hot colita.
3. Get your colita over here.
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Cotiti

Another way to call your love one, instead of honey, sweetie..
- Cotiti how you doing?
- Awe Cotiti I love you
by Shawtieshawty June 5, 2013
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Coitastrophe

Catastrophic coitus. Aka terrible sex. When the P and the V just don't seem to sync correctly.
How was your date with Brian?

It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.
by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015
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