cortlandese

The spoken language of the natives of Cortland, Ohio that only comes out after midnight, usually on weekends, and ironically after more than a few beverages are consumed. There are many different forms of it, but they all stem from the same roots. Special note: Only other Cortland natives can pick this gibberish out of a crowd of hundreds and understand the conversation.

Cortland native #1 "Gahh, turkey take it, gobble, gobble!"
Cortland native #2 "Contagion and a mushroom potato cloud!"
random guy "They must be speaking cortlandese because I have no idea what they just said."
Cortland native #3 "bawwh, berkabecka. Tell me, does this smell like onions?"

by Iluvpotatoesandsodoesyourmom March 23, 2012

Corbzan

Some gay virgin nigga who plays Fortnite, a Corbzan is also a creative/playground warrior.

Oh shit look its a Corbzan

by DidYourUncleTasteLikeNiggaCock March 8, 2019

cortayvius

A sexy man who is loyal and if he’s dating you you’re really special cause he will take his heart out for you he’s always there to give relationship advice and to bring you up

I think I like cortayvius he’s sweet kind and funny

by Snap:tayongang🤣 April 26, 2019

Cortavion

Cortavion is a pretty chill guy and he is one of the most loyal and caring friends you would want to meet, he plays football and he is a decent speed, and Cortavion is pretty tall and is a high ok at football

That super nice kid is a Cortavion

by Kemory September 26, 2019

cortland state

A Jock school that excels in all its athletics and 90% of the students are phys ed majors. It's located in the middle of nowhere, which has in turn transformed it into a huge party school. A good time with good people. Also known for kicking Ithaca College's ass in the annual Cortaca Jug! IC shit

1. "Who's in the D3 National Championship?"
"Cortland State"
"For what sport?"
"All of them!"

2. Ithaca Ithaca YOU SUCK! (37-30)CORTLAND STATE

3. "what are you doing tonight?"
"running through some parties then heading dt (Main st)"
"but it's only monday"
"It's Cortland State!"

4."What's you major?"
"Phys Ed, this is Cortland State"

by c-stater May 30, 2006

Cortland

The tall, curly headed, sexy geek every girl needs in their life.

Girl 1 "OMG, is that Cortland?!"
Girl 2 "Oh my, yes it is, he is so cute!"

by PretzelTwist81 June 22, 2011

Cortland

Usually cute, funny, and very outgoing. Cortland loves cars and Star Trek, he loves his mom and dad. Usually his dad is very successful and will give him the company once he retires. Most Cortland’s are fat bitches. LOVES ASS, like big juicy booties.

Omg I found me a Cortland!

by JenniferTran January 6, 2019