cortza

The near omnipotent being going around the multiverses obliterating universes after challenging that universes strongest warrior and or warriors

Cortza the obliterator has destroyed universe #10024738

by The messenger of disso December 5, 2020

cortza

The near omnipotent being going around the multiverses obliterating universes after challenging that universes strongest warrior and or warriors

Cortza the obliterator has destroyed universe #10024738

by The messenger of disso December 5, 2020

cortana

A sexy bitch from halo.

Come here cortana and let me show you my spartan.

by saka2me April 3, 2008

Cortavion

The finest most loyal boy u will ever meet he's short but love tall girls he is really into sports and has a funny personality that any girl will fall for 😍

Have you meet cortavion yet ?

by Cute girls January 20, 2017

Cortana

An A.I construct in the Halo universe modeled after Dr. Hasley one of the main people involved in the SPARTAN project, Cortana is the most advenced A.I. in the entire Halo universe, she even hacks into UNSC(military) data if she has too. She is usually partnered up with Master Chief SPARTAN-117, she was stationed before that on a ship named the Pillar Of Autumn, where she was the ships navigator as most A.I constructs are, she is stored on The Chief in a special layer of his suit witch allows her to help his brain reflexes reach his limbs, making him faster than his normal enhanced speed, she is inserted through the helmet, but that is only where her holodisk stays, whle she spreads to every part of the chief's nueral interface, she even helps him with his radar.

"Chief, Chief can you hear me"
-Cortana

by Spikan January 29, 2006

SUNY Cortland

A small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. If your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to Cortland. For real though, Cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like Syracuse and UCONN.

The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg

Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.

Oh yeah and class is completely optional

1)

Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!

2)

*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"

by jakeHawaii March 21, 2011

Cortana

The new version of Siri

grandpa: Did you hear about Siri

Kid: Grandpa its motherfucking Cortana

Grandpa: Oh my bad

by SpiderBlaze21 December 8, 2017