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Corndog Fingers

The superlative of fat fingers.
To have fingers that resemble a corndog. Fingers so fat that they look like sausage fingers with a layer of a cornbread on top.
Mike "goddamn you have corndog fingers"
Nick "What the shit are corndog fingers?"
Mike "Your goddamn fingers are too fat to be just sausages"
by Sonofabeeeshh January 18, 2010
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Condograd

A complex of identical condominiums built on land once occupied by either a farm or woodlands. The result is a very unsightly, communist-looking complex of residences. The atmosphere while driving through a Condograd is very boring, bland, and consistent. The lawns (if there are any) are all identical and maintained by the central office. All buildings are very unsightly, especially for their settings, and are built with only potential profit in mind. The driveways/parking lots are full of middle class automobiles, increasing that communist feel. The condos themselves are all identical and available in 1, 2, 3 and sometimes 4 bedroom models. The interior walls are all white with white carpet. Condograds are very easy to get lost in because of their size, their complex and confusing road systems, and the fact that all the buildings look identical.

The name Condograd is derived from the fact they are condominium complexes, and the suffix -grad, which was present in the names of many cities in the Soviet Union. A Condograd's atmosphere is similar to that of a communist town or city.
You know you're in a Condograd when you've seen the same thing for 5 miles and can't figure out where you are.
by aircooled73 May 26, 2010
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Corndog Queen

A overweight female, who loves to play boys and eat corndogs. Usually will lie to get attention and is a “bad bitch”.
Johnna is a corndog queen”.
by ScratchTheSniff April 21, 2020
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Corndogger

Corndogger (ka-orn daug-er) a male who relentlessly pursues you with corny romantic tactics.
Poor Shay-Shay keeps getting calls from that corndogger Wayne.
by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020
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Illinois Cornholer

The act of inserting a corncob up the girls anal cavity, whilst fornicating, and then make her eat the corn. Hot buttery corn, extra points.
My girlfriend loved the taste of the corn after we did the Illinois Cornholer.
by Blunchtable December 9, 2010
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Cornography

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
by Poochyena_ October 11, 2017
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CoRNDOG

A person who acts all tough but when it comes down to it... They are a bitch. Undercover wienie
That guy is a corndog-
by Nouse fornname April 17, 2017
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