cornball

adj. Of a cheesy, corny, and otherwise over-the-top feelgood nature.

Virtually any inspirational quote that makes you shudder.

From the third Kerry and Bush debate:
In the Oval Office there's a painting by a friend of Laura and mine named -- by Tom Lea.  It's a West Texas painting, a painting of a mountain scene.  And he said this about it -- he said," Sarah and I live on the east side of the mountain.  It's the sunrise side, not the sunset side.  It's the side to see the day that is coming, not to see the day that is gone."  I love the optimism in that painting because that's how I feel about America.
-G. W. Bush

"The patriotic music in political ads is so cornball."

by Erin Dann October 17, 2004

Cornwalled

To "accidentally" ejaculate semen into a partner's nose via one or both nostrils.

Man, Owen totally Cornwalled that girl. She was blowing cum out her nose for hours.

by The Society to Prevent Owen from Cuming in My Nose May 11, 2008

cornball

a wack person, someone who thinks their cool, freshmen, dork, etc.

That kid thinks hes cool b/c he is late to class, what a cornball

by Lady K. November 6, 2004

Cornball brother

The modern and politically correct way of referring to someone (usually of African American descent) as an "Uncle Tom".
An African American male who does not subscribe to the stereotypical and sociopolitical norms.
An African American male not subjected to or by societal and political bias, but living life as Dr. Martin Luther King had wanted. In a colorless society.

"Damn, dat RGIII sho is a cornball brother, even do he got dem braids he ain't down wit the cause. He got dat white girl he gonna marry too!"

by Laxattax March 1, 2013

cockballer

cockball/cockballer - noun/adj.

1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.

2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.

"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."

by Sir Reginald Chauncey-Moreau October 30, 2009

Cowballer

Cowballer means to be a pretty girl with blonde hair and only dates black guys and guys with long hair.
The girl has to be fat and love monster energy drink and enjoy hurting box houses

1. Chelsea
2. Cox
3. Lover
4. Scooby doo
5. laquaneesha
6. wang
7. pusssssaaay
8. lauren
9. cowballer king

by wangbabepc January 26, 2010

CornBall

CornBall not to be confused with cornball. Cornball is a lesser known sport played by around 100-200 people. The sport involves dropping your saggy nutsack into a pot of boiling water. Why? You may ask. Well it is very simple. If you want to cook some tasty corn on the cob you “throw that bitch” in some hot bubbling water. Thus results in the sport being named CornBall. This is probably one of the most dangerous sports in the entire world so I personally do not recommend playing it unless you have “balls of steel”

Me and the boys just finished playing CornBall, you guys care to join for round 2?

by Cornball Inventor April 23, 2021