Conflusticated

When you are so cocained that you cant event think about what you are even trying to think about, and have to assess your thoughts before your mouth even contemplates exhaling them.

"Conflusticated" when your asking Trig to phone for more and he stares at the screen of the phone for 5 minutes then decides to text message them as he knows his words/thoughts wont actually come out.

or when your trying to have a "flat out" conversation with a person/persons and their responce is just a look of shere confusion and quietness.

by BHbanks26 February 6, 2017

Conflusterbated

Confused, and bewildered to the point of frustration resulting in brain chatter

I was conflusterbated after she explained in detail her trip to the shoe shop.

(After constructing a flat packed piece of furniture) Why is there a screw left over? This is very conflusterbating.

by J Newham June 3, 2008

CONFLUSED

TO BE CON (FUCKING) FUSED , BEWILDERED, NO IDEA AT ALL , MIXED UP

YOU GOT ME CONFLUSED WITH YOUR LAST BITCH.

by tastie cakes lmao October 20, 2008

conflused

Unable to think clearly due to symptoms of the flu or cold.

I was so sick last week. I was conflused and could not think straight!

by carickster August 9, 2016

Confluffled

That moment when you don't even know what's happening anymore

I am so confluffled right now

by JINGER THE BIRB January 22, 2018

confluction

Confluction: 1Massive Conflagration. 2Cluster Fuck of the 5th order. 3Entanglement of 500 coat hangers. 4Calling a credit card or software company and attempting to speak with a human.

The stimulus package is the biggest confluction to land on American taxpayers in over 225 years.

by Bevo the Fox March 16, 2009

conflustered

The state of being confused and flustered at the same time. orginates from that one youtube video.

Carly was not conflustered aftter her great conversation with Kyle.

by Russian navy May 12, 2010