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Nike Cortez

A shoe created by Nike in 1972 that is used by mostly Mexican gangsters. Even though it is a old shoe, it is still very popular among Chicano gangs all over California. When wearing this shoe, you don't have to say you gang bang, people already assume you do when you wear it on your feet. If you don't know what you are getting into when wearing these shoes, don't wear them. You will regret it.
Stranger1: "Hey, look at that guy. He is wearing cortez's. I heard the Nike Cortez is affiliated with Mexican gangs. What gang do you think he belongs too?"

Stranger2: "I think he is a Norteno. Look at the Nike Swoosh, it's red"

Stranger1: "Yeah, you're right."

(Both walk away looking at him suspiciously.)
by TheFoundingFatherL September 7, 2013
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cortez

taking the cap off a bottle (typically of hard A) and throwing it away – burning the ships as it were – so as to make a commitment to finish the bottle that night
i cortezzed this tequila so you guys had better be fucking thirsty
by hasdrubal November 6, 2010
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cortez

the man, the myth, the legend...he came he saw he conquered...best pirate to ever live..
friend: that guy is like cortez
me: no one can be like cortez...its no competition
by i_e_jay July 21, 2008
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Corteezy

A man who possesses a very large penis, listens to the best kinds of music, and kicks ass at any kind of sport. He is said to bang men and women, because he is so cool and so good in bed that everyone wants him.

A Corteezy's natural habitat is one surrounded by Pokemon, or some other form of imaginary creatures. He tends to hunt his prey with his all mighty Light Saber skills, and making them bow before him.
"Holy shit, that Corteezy just kicked the shit out of that Charizard!"
"Did you see that Corteezy with the Light Saber!?"
"That Corteezy had a HUGE penis"
by Timmy Bob Billyson May 23, 2012
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Edgar Cortez

A term used to describe someone who has 75 credits in their senior year of high school and goes 0 and 9 in rainbow six siege.
Wow he’s a real edgar cortez! He’s failed math one 3 times over the course of four years and now works at a Dunkin’ Donuts
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 10, 2022
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Cortez

A small town in SW Colorado, where there is nothing to do but drag main and go to Wal-Mart. Also known as home to tweekers, teenage mothers, and the scattered ashes of broken dreams. Filled with trailer parks, rednecks, and methamphetamines, Cortez is a white trash paradise!
Billy - "Wow Ted, I saw like, 10 people I knew at Wal-Mart today!"
Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"

Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."
Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."
by pixieishsallie March 19, 2009
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cortez

he don’t get no bitches and he works at walmart that’s about it with this guy
“man why everyone be hating on that man cortez?”
why not
by jovisstupid June 20, 2020
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