The act of driving on the Coquihalla Highway between Vancouver and Kelowna really fast, usually desperately trying to avoid being late.
by Bloonjitsu April 19, 2022

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

The more refined, french version of whiskey dick. The inability to establish and/or maintain an erection after excessive consumption of wine.
"I got the hottest girl at the club to go home with me but the night was ruined by Coq au Vin. Never drinking again..."
by NormaJeanMcQueen June 9, 2015

une coq phoque.... is sometimes used... wait... wut m i sayin... is always used in the form... TU EST UNE COQ PHOQUE. while this may lead u to sum trouble wit adults... u ken easily tell dem that it means U R A ROOSTER SEAL in french... so say it LOUDLY n PROUDLY!!!
by jasp January 17, 2004

by Forseti April 30, 2006

To penetrate someone with a wine bottle; to use a wine bottle as a replacement for a penis in some way.
by Matthew John Jones June 12, 2007

by Daddydaddy169 December 15, 2020
