Coq-Smokeur

Someone who smokes cock.

Man, that Bergmann is such a coq-smokeur. He puffs cock like Castro puffs cigars.

by Bogi Brimir November 7, 2008

le coq

French for 'the cock'. the cock is worn by french people, and the full name is lecoqsportif.

Les gens français adores le coq fo' shizzle.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Coq au Vin

The more refined, french version of whiskey dick. The inability to establish and/or maintain an erection after excessive consumption of wine.

"I got the hottest girl at the club to go home with me but the night was ruined by Coq au Vin. Never drinking again..."

by NormaJeanMcQueen June 7, 2015

coq phoque

une coq phoque.... is sometimes used... wait... wut m i sayin... is always used in the form... TU EST UNE COQ PHOQUE. while this may lead u to sum trouble wit adults... u ken easily tell dem that it means U R A ROOSTER SEAL in french... so say it LOUDLY n PROUDLY!!!

tu est une coq phoque (they didn't let me use caps lok on dis part *rolls eyes*)

by jasp January 18, 2004

suckers de coq

Pronounced "sookers de cock", ie. the French

Never going back to Paris and hanging out with those suckers de coq.

by Forseti April 18, 2006

coq au vin

To penetrate someone with a wine bottle; to use a wine bottle as a replacement for a penis in some way.

"Fancy some 'coq au vin' tonight dear"?

by Matthew John Jones May 24, 2007

Coq au vin

Cock in the back of a van

My homie just got some MAD coq au vin from his uncle Clive

by Daddydaddy169 December 15, 2020