Cootergating

The equivalent to a cock-block but used to describe the act of a female preventing another female from getting her cooter serviced

I thought they were my best friends, but at the beach party they kept cootergating me!

by El Drageon Jr. November 10, 2012

cooterfunk

1)the foul odour which may emit from a dirty, dirty, dirty vagina
2)an inane person

Ma'am, please cross your ankles, as the cooterfunk you are emitting is cuasing the entire mezzanine section to uncontrollably vomit.

by Danica Jackson May 13, 2005

cooterslant

a cooter thts slanted... a slanted pussy ({\})

Kenny: aww man she was sooo hot until..
Josh: til when?
Kenny: till she showed me her pussy.. it was fuckin tilted
Josh: THAT BITCH GOT THE COOTERSLANT

by bLiTz07 December 20, 2007

cootersnatch

A vagina. Commonly used in the midwest.

I had sex with my date last night. Her cootersnatch was mine for the taking, Russel!

by West Zephyr September 7, 2003

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

cootersnatch

1. v usually when dancing, when a man pulls the reach around to rub the genitalia cooter, over or under the pants.
2. n a very sexy male, who you know is a douchebag, snatches your cooters attention even though you know it is wrong

Shit got wild once he cootersnatched me at the frat house.

by Lindsey09 January 20, 2011

Cootersnitcher

A person that engages in the act of snitching cooter. A person that drugs a woman, making her fall unconscious, and while she is unconscious, takes her back to her home and has sex with her, leaving her to wake up in her own bed wondering how she got home and what she did the night before.

Dan is such a cootersnitcher.

You should never tell a woman that you are a cootersnitcher.

Bill became a cootersnitcher last night.

by lolmaster420_69 March 9, 2011