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Booterang

A ranged disciplinary weapon that is like a boot, except it returns to you like a boomerang.
OOF! Booterang hurted me! Me tink work better den booterang!
by Tullbor December 2, 2010
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cootersnatch

1. v usually when dancing, when a man pulls the reach around to rub the genitalia cooter, over or under the pants.
2. n a very sexy male, who you know is a douchebag, snatches your cooters attention even though you know it is wrong
Shit got wild once he cootersnatched me at the frat house.
by Lindsey09 January 20, 2011
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Cootersnitcher

A person that engages in the act of snitching cooter. A person that drugs a woman, making her fall unconscious, and while she is unconscious, takes her back to her home and has sex with her, leaving her to wake up in her own bed wondering how she got home and what she did the night before.
Dan is such a cootersnitcher.

You should never tell a woman that you are a cootersnitcher.

Bill became a cootersnitcher last night.
by lolmaster420_69 March 9, 2011
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Coopering

The effects of crying (and/or swimming) while wearing black eyeliner.. when it runs down your face and you look like Alice Cooper.
"With all that eye liner, God forbid she starts crying.. she'll look like Alice Cooper."
(crying) "Who's Alice Cooper? Is she pretty??"

-Cougar Town

"She's totally coopering. Amateur move not wearing waterproof to a late night pool party."
by cougbow November 12, 2012
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Cockerang

A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.

Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.

You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.

The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang

Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018
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cootering

Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)
The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.
by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015
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cooterbug

Slang for vagina. Pretty much the word cooter, but someone added the word bug to make it sound that much more juvenile.
Cross your legs, girl! You're showing off your cooterbug!
by Ksadler September 19, 2006
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