Facebook Complainer 

Someone who uses facebook for the sole purpose of complaining about his or her life even though their problems are minimal compared to that of society.

Jake: My life sucks and nobody likes me. All I do is play video games and get on facebook.

Rodney: Dude, people have it a lot worse than you do. At least you have internet access and gaming systems. All you are is a facebook complainer. Shut the fuck up and quit feeling sorry for yourself cause no one else does.

Facebook Complainer by preparation_H August 13, 2011

Complainville 

The place that people who bitch a lot need to be sent to..

Complainer go to Complainville!!!

Complainville by door2 The hall. bich February 23, 2011

October 17 National Complain to Karen Day 

On October 17 this time, YOU are the one to complain to Karen

Me: Karen the water is supposed to be 38 degrees, not 37!

Karen: Wait, what?

Me: It is October 17 National Complain to Karen Day! That means I complain to you this time :)

October 17 National Complain to Karen Day by obesetoenails October 15, 2019

Chronic Complainer 

A person who wasn't raised to know that nobody likes a whiner, and gave him/her pretty much anything they wanted to shut their whining hole. They are immature, self-entitled, melodramatic, high-maintenance, and call constant undeserved attention to self, because when they were growing up, their parents enabled their shitty behavior rather than putting their foot down.

Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.

Person 1: I dumped my girlfriend last week.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.

Chronic Complainer by Hazelwudi July 8, 2020

Complainception 

Complaining about another persons complaining

Hannah: You have plenty of complaining to make up but I don't know if I can handle it

Jono: Are you complaining about my complaining?

Hannah: Complainception

Complainception by Jack Package November 17, 2014

Kurt CoBlaine 

The pairing name for the couple of Kurt Hummel and Blaine from the TV Show.

I love Kurt CoBlaine, they're my OTP.

Kurt CoBlaine by Klainneeeeee January 2, 2011

Complane 

A state of being in which your irritability and unpleasantness causes others to accuse you of “taking a flight on the Complane”. Depending on how unbearable you are to your friends, they may assert that you are the Pilot, the Co-Pilot, the Stewardess, or simply a Passenger on the Complane.

Friend 1: I’m so tired of studying, I want my exams to just be over already.
Friend 2: You are really riding the Complane right now.

Friend 1: Why do we have to be at this party right now? I don’t know anyone and they don’t even have free drinks.
Friend 2: Wow, you’re like the Stewardess of the Complane.

Friend 1: WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!
Friend 2: Congratulations, you’ve just been awarded a Pilot position on the Complane.

Complane by N8 n $mash May 25, 2011