3 definitions by Jack Package

protein surprise

when u tell a chick that ur not gonna cum in her but u do anyway casue its funny

hey, i promise not to sum in ur fun hole, and i won't leave u a protein surprise.

by Jack Package November 5, 2007

Groark

Teenage boy who is quiet. He is tall and possibly big nosed. He is very intelligent.

Groark

by Jack Package March 6, 2013

Complainception

Complaining about another persons complaining

Hannah: You have plenty of complaining to make up but I don't know if I can handle it

Jono: Are you complaining about my complaining?

Hannah: Complainception

by Jack Package November 17, 2014