Coonboogeler

A coon that boogeles such as a man that is a thief

That coonboogeler is in my trash

by Codydonohueisfag February 16, 2021

coondog

The art of smacking somebody in the balls totally off-guard.

Think Fast! COONDOG!

by jojuhboy January 15, 2008

coondog

A redneck chump unsuspecting to his levels of redneckedness

Spencer you're a lil coondog you done swallowed all yer dip!

by snickklefriitz November 3, 2008

coondog

1. one who fishes the skagit river system and targets federally protected fish more specifically dolly varden trout and posts his carnage reports in online fishing forums.
2. a nickname for a fishing buddy

1. I cant believe that coondog actually kept all of those dollies.

2. Yo whats up coondog you ready to hit the river?

by Matt April 18, 2006

Coonpoon

Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.

Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!

by Jeremy May 13, 2005

COONBOOTING

The equivalent of cunt punting but with a black woman.

Did you hear about Nancy? She is a total COONBOOTER!
Captain Coonbooter was once COONBOOTING a woman for being out of the kitchen.

by Titty Mccockasscoonbooter October 31, 2010

coonoo

the offspring between a cow and a lion

did you see that enormous coonoo?

by brokencyde October 9, 2008