coondoo

derogitory term used to describe a stinky dark hairy Indian/Pakistani immigrant.

That coondoo smells like shit

by Kenster May 19, 2006

condoozaling

Mingling with a lesbian friend who happens to be in love with you when you're straight as an arrow.

Jasmine was was caught condoozaling with Eleanor in the pizza parlor.

by Princess Tatiana February 1, 2013

condoom

1) The undesirable aftermath of the failure of a condom (or any other contraceptive device). Notable results (condooms) are unwanted pregnancies and social stigma, sexually transmitted diseases, etc.

2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.

3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.

1) Avoid a condoom - use a condom!

2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!

3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!

by killerdove July 2, 2011

Coondominium

Welfare housing, often surrounded by afroturf. Frequently located near a liquor store, half a dozen bars, a Planned Parenthood office, a KFC, and several crack houses.

That Coondominium is the police's number one complaint call.

by You got a fuckin' problem with that? September 20, 2003

condoofadate

a strong feeling of love toward someone of the opposite sex, a stronger feeling then love itself

i condoofadate you ♥

by kcamenzie January 8, 2010

coonboofer

One who engages in sexual contact with racoons.

Devin is a real coonboofer.

by devinthecoonboofer December 10, 2013

condoom

A terrible accident involving sex using a condom. If the condom breaks while fucking a girl who is known to not be using personal contraception or who is known to have an S.T.D of some sort.

Also applicable to femedom. Femedoom

10:00 pm (A bar somewhere)

John = wanna come back to my place and fuck?

Cindy = Sorry John, i have aids and not only that but im known to get pregnant incredibly easily.

John = DOnt worry cindy, i have these condoms!!

Cindy = Oh, well ok then. That would be lovly!!

10:30 pm (johns place)

Cindy = Oh god, oh god, oh god...

John = Oh god, oh god, oh god...

Cindy = oh god, oh....wait...something feels different...

John = oh g....wait you right...HOLY SHIT!! The condom has broken!!

CONDOOM.

John got condoomed.

Tradgedy.

by MylesBaRD December 28, 2008