coondoo
That coondoo smells like shit
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condoozaling
condoozaling by Princess Tatiana February 1, 2013
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coondoo • Coon-Doom • coondog • condoom • coodoo • condoodle • Condoodlefy • condoofadate • condoozaling • coonadoor
condoom
1) The undesirable aftermath of the failure of a condom (or any other contraceptive device). Notable results (condooms) are unwanted pregnancies and social stigma, sexually transmitted diseases, etc.
2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.
3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.
2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.
3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.
1) Avoid a condoom - use a condom!
2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!
3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!
2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!
3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!
condoom by killerdove July 2, 2011
Coondominium
Welfare housing, often surrounded by afroturf. Frequently located near a liquor store, half a dozen bars, a Planned Parenthood office, a KFC, and several crack houses.
Coondominium by You got a fuckin' problem with that? September 20, 2003
coonboofer
coonboofer by devinthecoonboofer December 10, 2013
condoom
A terrible accident involving sex using a condom. If the condom breaks while fucking a girl who is known to not be using personal contraception or who is known to have an S.T.D of some sort.
Also applicable to femedom. Femedoom
Also applicable to femedom. Femedoom
10:00 pm (A bar somewhere)
John = wanna come back to my place and fuck?
Cindy = Sorry John, i have aids and not only that but im known to get pregnant incredibly easily.
John = DOnt worry cindy, i have these condoms!!
Cindy = Oh, well ok then. That would be lovly!!
10:30 pm (johns place)
Cindy = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
John = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
Cindy = oh god, oh....wait...something feels different...
John = oh g....wait you right...HOLY SHIT!! The condom has broken!!
CONDOOM.
John got condoomed.
Tradgedy.
John = wanna come back to my place and fuck?
Cindy = Sorry John, i have aids and not only that but im known to get pregnant incredibly easily.
John = DOnt worry cindy, i have these condoms!!
Cindy = Oh, well ok then. That would be lovly!!
10:30 pm (johns place)
Cindy = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
John = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
Cindy = oh god, oh....wait...something feels different...
John = oh g....wait you right...HOLY SHIT!! The condom has broken!!
CONDOOM.
John got condoomed.
Tradgedy.
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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ulzzang
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