barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse
dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!
by chuckybubbles January 20, 2009
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Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.
I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.
by PatoGurrett August 06, 2020
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church contraception

a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.
A fairly large number of people use church contraception in this part of the world.
by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010
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texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.
by DCallieAndah May 20, 2013
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emergency contraceptive

A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.
Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.
by Alexa9321 June 05, 2008
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contraceptively

Prevention of conception that can either be fertilization of a birth, or an idea pre-emptively aborted.
We decided to vote contraceptively. contraceptively speaking. The idea of sex was decided contraceptively.
by Dr. Oh March 09, 2015
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Source contraception

When the girl wants babies but not the guy, but to please her, he still uses no condoms.

Sike, he disconected his balls.
"Are you serious? You want a baby too?!"

"Yeah baby, anything for you"

(Disconects his balls)

"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
by Dedzi March 03, 2020
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