contortion

Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.

At the circus I saw contortion

by Igle December 15, 2007

contortionist

Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.

Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.

At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.

by Adel7 January 3, 2008

contorted

twist or bend out of its normal shape.

James contorted every object around him

by Ray321 January 4, 2016

Contortionist

Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.

My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.

by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018

Contarted

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006

coutorture

To be tortured by fashion.

Girl those hot pink rabbit fur zebra hot pants are just plain coutorture on my eyes!

by "Bryan Vee" December 10, 2008

conjorted

It means everything. You can use it in any context towards anything

Bitch you is conjorted XD

by wonderful amaze ball words February 27, 2019