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Consolification

Consolified:

Simplified enough for a console, though not always their fault. Or have the feel of a halfhearted port to the PC from console.

Either: Overlapping key assignments, for example tap for one thing, hold for another (DX:HR knock out/kill), or different effects in different situations (run/cover mass effect, or free run/jump assassins creed). Basically the controls feel cramped, and could be easily spread out on the keyboard/(8 button)mouse.

OR: Interface optimised for console, then ported to PC (eg: Deus Ex: Human revolutions - hacking, witcher 2 abilities, assassins creed select menu... etc etc etc). Alternatively crippled graphics for the PC, so consoles can run it too.

OR: The game just feels dumbed down, so that it would work with consoles not having a mouse (eg: Deus Ex: invisible war - 'simplified' inventory), or even more frustrating, not being able to select stuff on an interface with a mouse, but rather having to go through an awkward series of up down left and rights.

OR: Finally, and it has to be said: story modified for a 'console' audience.
Example of most consolification: Modern Warfare 2 (story, graphics, keys overlapping, and no looking around corners).

Example of a console game brought to the PC: Assassins Creed
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The Condolingus Special

When you have sex with a girl doggie style, while she eats out another girl, while that girl is giving head to your best friend and you and your best friend high-five over the two girls, creating an epic eiffel tower.
Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.
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containister

A word that is used to describe a container or canister of sorts. Perhaps a box, bottle, can, or even a hamper.
Person 1: "Where the helk is my bud at?"
Person 2: "Did you check your containister??"
Person 1: "I done looked in there three times already..."
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Cuntolina

A name given to any female named Carolina who is acting like a stupid cunt.
Cakky: Carolina keeps touching me inappropriately. What a cunt.

Roxy: Ugh, I don't like Cuntolina.
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Controling Bastards

Often American and always in your face, these people will not rest untill you are thinking like them. Are often Christian (see vinno's definition of christian) and want you to be too. These people are fucking up our world. (see George W Bush)
AHHHHHHHHHH A BASTARD! HELP HELP I am... thinking... like...

god bless america
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Condominic

A devastating move in épée fencing where the performer of the move destroys his opponent's épée into pieces with a single, powerful thrust.
Daniel's blade has just been shattered into pieces by the Condominic!
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Containious

When you see someone holding a container, then you find yourself holding a container too, or vice versa.
As he was holding a heavy box full of tools, he witnessed someone holding one as well.
"Damn, it's containious!"
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