A more Hip way of saying "Straight-Edge". A new age way of explaining to another that you are Sober. A more recognizable way explaining ones dismissal of Alcohol and Drugs.
Drug Addict: Yo! Man lets do some dope
Alcoholic: Yeah dude I brought alcoholic beverages
Contorer: Whoa guys i'm contor and i've been contoring for years now; how about you contor also and we can all play a board game.
Drug Addict: Yo! Man lets do some dope
Alcoholic: Yeah dude I brought alcoholic beverages
Contorer: Whoa guys i'm contor and i've been contoring for years now; how about you contor also and we can all play a board game.
Forms:
Contoring: Haven't had alcohol or drugs in a while.
Contor- Have just started rejecting the use of alcohol and drugs.
Contorer- Someone who promotes not consuming or using alcohol or drugs.
Contoring: Haven't had alcohol or drugs in a while.
Contor- Have just started rejecting the use of alcohol and drugs.
Contorer- Someone who promotes not consuming or using alcohol or drugs.
by Fellow Contorer January 2, 2012
Get the Contor mug.people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.
>"They do it in the washing machine."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
by junebuggy January 26, 2009
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Older man who tries to pick up younger women.
Originates from the Contiki bus tours for 18-35 year olds. Where the older bus drivers are notorious for hitting on the young female passengers.
Originates from the Contiki bus tours for 18-35 year olds. Where the older bus drivers are notorious for hitting on the young female passengers.
by pov mjh February 21, 2009
Get the contiki bus driver mug.Being able to stretch in unusual positions not ordinary people can achieve; usually performed in circuses.
At the circus I saw contortion
by Igle December 15, 2007
Get the contortion mug.Someone who's body seems to be like one large, flexible piece of play-doh. Or made of rubber. Amazing really.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
Gymnasts and ballerinas sometimes can become contortionists.
At the half-time show yesterday, I saw a contortionist stand on one hand, bend her legs back over her head and shoot a bow-and-arrow accurately. It was mind-boggling.
by Adel7 January 3, 2008
Get the contortionist mug.v.i. To join a frat your super senior year
v.ii. To pee all over someone’s couch when you are wizasted and not offer to clean it up the next morning, further allowing it to seep into the cushions for eternity.
n.i. Marine strength standard for inner tubes. Ever since a contona was allowed on an inner tube they had to come up with a system to rate the strength of each tube and the distance it could be pulled before it will rupture. One contona rated tube can pull one contona for a mile or 15 minutes which ever comes first.
n.ii. Marine power standard for boat engines while pulling an inner tube. A boat engine is rated for one contona if it can pull a contona on a contona rated inner tube with out breaking down. Boat engines in North Carolina are no longer rated by horsepower they are rated by contonas.
n.iii. The sound a water tube makes when it explodes under massive pressure.
v.ii. To pee all over someone’s couch when you are wizasted and not offer to clean it up the next morning, further allowing it to seep into the cushions for eternity.
n.i. Marine strength standard for inner tubes. Ever since a contona was allowed on an inner tube they had to come up with a system to rate the strength of each tube and the distance it could be pulled before it will rupture. One contona rated tube can pull one contona for a mile or 15 minutes which ever comes first.
n.ii. Marine power standard for boat engines while pulling an inner tube. A boat engine is rated for one contona if it can pull a contona on a contona rated inner tube with out breaking down. Boat engines in North Carolina are no longer rated by horsepower they are rated by contonas.
n.iii. The sound a water tube makes when it explodes under massive pressure.
v.i.
Who is that pledge he's mad old?
Thats's Jason he's contonaing Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
v.ii.
Wtf dude, your couch smells like pee.
Jon contonaed on it last week.
n.i.
What's the rating on this tube? Is it contona rated? I hear to be contona rated a tube has to be able to withstand 2 sumo westlers battle to the death on top of one and the tube remain unscathed.
n.ii.
Pulling a man that size with this boat will take at least a 3 contona engine.
n.iii.
I bet when the atomic bomb exploded over hiroshima it sounded alot like a contona.
Who is that pledge he's mad old?
Thats's Jason he's contonaing Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
v.ii.
Wtf dude, your couch smells like pee.
Jon contonaed on it last week.
n.i.
What's the rating on this tube? Is it contona rated? I hear to be contona rated a tube has to be able to withstand 2 sumo westlers battle to the death on top of one and the tube remain unscathed.
n.ii.
Pulling a man that size with this boat will take at least a 3 contona engine.
n.iii.
I bet when the atomic bomb exploded over hiroshima it sounded alot like a contona.
by James Street April 29, 2008
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