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Condescending Wonka

A meme that shows a picture of Willy Wonka talking to the childeren on the tour resting on his arm. The captions around it usually say something condescending such as:
So you have a child at 18? You must be so mature.

There are close to 7 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? How convenient.

You made a Condescending Wonka meme? You must be so clever and witty.
by CondescendingWanker January 3, 2014
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condesplain

A non-sexist way to describe mansplaining: assuming your audience doesn't have the knowledge, experience or intelligence to understand what you are saying without a thoroughly condescending explanation of what you mean. Explaining with condescension is gender-neutral and universal.
While telling me about how cool the video was for "This is America", Arlene condesplained to me that Donald Glover and Childish Gambino are the same person, because obviously I didn't know that since I am in my late 40's and I am scared of the interwebs.
by Amanda Huggandkiss June 12, 2018
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Comodin Cam

The King of Transformers YouTube! Need I say more? Okay.

Not only is he kind of relatable, but he and his friends on his gaming channel are funny as fuck and manages to make even the most stoic person laugh.

He is a legend and a huge blessing to the Transformers fandom with his open minded opinions, and his tier lists and rant/discussion videos either with himself or others will guarantee to not only entertain even the most bored ass TF fan, but also make REALLY GOOD POINTS.
TF fan 1: Hey bro I'm so glad you like Transformers as much as I do! I recommend watching Comodin Cam. Ever heard of him?
TF fan 2: No, who's that?
TF fan 1: Here I'll show you

69 hours later

TF fan 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL.....HE'S SO TALENTED!! PETITION FOR HIM TO VOICE WASPINATOR, STARSCREAM AND TRACKS IN THE NEXT TRANSFORMERS MEDIA!!!

TF fan 1: Ikr? Dude is literally getting all the good shit he deserves because unlike other channels on YouTube he actually puts a lot of effort into his vids PLUS it really shows.

TF fan 3: So glad you introduced them to Comodin Cam. He's the reason I have this beautiful Big Chungus Thundercracker, A.K.A Q Transformers TC! They are refreshingly simple, small, tubby and yet so much fun to handle! So thankful to Cam! ^_^
by Big Chungus Starscream March 11, 2022
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Mr. Cond

the funnest ipod app ever.
directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D
I got bored waiting for my mother at the grocery... so i played mr. cond, and i had so much fun! ;D
by BeachChicks15 May 24, 2010
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Comodian

Guy who sits in a bathroom stall and tells jokes to the guy sitting next to him in the other stall(s).
Man I wish this guy would shut up and let me poop in peace. He's a real comodian with all these stupid jokes. Just leave me alone already.
by Bliff Blaffington April 14, 2009
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condescending prick

Someone who thinks all their actions, thoughts, opinions and tastes are better than anybody's else.

ps: Very often condescending pricks are also pseudo-intellectuals. However pseudo-intellectuals tend to be more subtle.
JOE - This beer is pretty good huh?
CP - Please... this? It's shit. You should try the beer I've had in Germany, now that was worth drinking. This is just piss.
JOE - You're such a condescending prick.
by Dmitry Karamazov December 19, 2012
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condesending

to talk down to.
My father is very condesending towards me.
by CJayyyyyyyyyadlfakj February 26, 2011
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