donkified

A puishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Look at that terrible split in Marion's hair! He must have been donkified.

They're mean to me, I hope they all get donkified.

by nutellasimba! December 21, 2011

conifed

a person (usually a middle-aged women) exposing theirself

Dang, check out that milf postin' up, she's really conifed on that chair.

by KrumpDaddy June 15, 2011

crankified

someone who is extra, extra cranky, surly and agitated about life and things that irritate them.

Geez, ever since Jeremy's wife left him, he has been so crankified with his co-workers!

by hotflmomma February 22, 2013

Wonkified

All kinds of crazy mixed into one. Lopsided. Off-kilter.

Nicole had to be all rainbows and unicorns when renee’s Head was all wonkified.

by Nico_suave July 1, 2018

cuntified

When a person/s modifies a car to extremes, either really over the top, or completely tacky

A vauxhall nova with a big bore exhaust strapped to a 1.0litre engine it then becomes known as cuntified

by Dr MOON November 7, 2006

Zonkified

Totally messed up; completely messed up. (screwed)

"He deleted some of his system files, and now he's zonkified."

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

collified

Anything defined by Colleen

"I haven't actually hurt you, ergo I'm nice to you"

Collified

-Colleen Jones
2014

by Tollywoggles January 19, 2014