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Confubulate

The practice of explaining things by talking in circles and using words that no one understands, thereby convincing a group that you understand 100% that you are correct in taking on the project in question. They are usually cat-loving (not with sweet and sour) adults of a larger size who dwell in their parents' basements watching Star Wars movies and online gaming. Because of the lack of human interaction, they are starving for conversation leading to them being a running commentary of web news all day, applying themselves into the fantasy world of social-networking (convincing others of their legendary skills and looks). They are usually allergic to everything as they spend all of their time alone in a basement in their own clutterific world.
Upon leaving his stump on February 2nd, Punxsutawney Phil confubulated that Spring will last another 6 weeks thus giving him ample time to find a new mail-order mate.
by Stretch Feline June 14, 2012
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Contabulated

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy
I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.
by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011
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Conjubalated

I was very conjubalated when my teacher asked me a question in class
by Orion Whitaker June 1, 2018
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confunbulated

A state of utter confusion caused by worrying about every aspect of life in one moment.
Lisa: "God, Rach, what the hell am I going to do with my life?!"

Rach: "Wow, Lisa, you sound pretty confunbulated.. Let's go and have a cup of tea"
by Liz G Foy May 27, 2008
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conjibulate

Verb. When cake batter overflows the tin in the oven.
I hope that cake doesn't conjibulate. The tin was quite full.
by Cake Maestro May 12, 2014
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Confabulated

So you wanna lie about getting my dog Pregnant pregnant

What I’m “confabulated”
by Niggatonimemes November 30, 2019
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Conjambulated

You’re mind in crazy. You have no idea what’s going on. Fuck it mindset
I’m so conjambulated it makes me want to rip my eyes out.
by qoitree April 26, 2022
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