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conjizzulated

what a drink is called when it contains any amount of semen or other interestingly sticky body fluid
shit, man, dont drink that! its all conjizzulated!
by Sammy Da Seal July 29, 2008
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conjubulated

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.
Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!
by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005
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Conjobulate

A word used to describe mixing stuff together.
"Hey bb gorl wanna conjobulate 🥵"
by Zipstey October 26, 2020
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dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused
Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple
by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017
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conjukulate

To move ones hips in an ajile manner, while jiratting and maneuvering.
Hey Bobby what are you doing? What do you mean, I'm conjukulating.

Bobby:Did you see Lil John get hit by that car , and go into a seizure?

Dossie: He's not having a seizure dummy, he's conjukulating.

Nick:Parrish what's wrong with you, why are you shivering?
Parrish: I'm not cold, dumb azz I'm conjukulating stupid!!!

Dossie: I go to church and conjukulate!
by Versatillium October 27, 2017
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Conjojulate

The feeling that occurs after swallowing food whole. Typically, people say that the food they swallowed stays in their throat for like 3 minutes and then it uncomfortably slithers down like a buttered sausage.
Person: Hey you okay?
You: Yeah, just conjojulated from eating a cheese stick whole.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition stupid.
Person: OOOH! So you're saying that I could say that I felt conjojulated after sucking ya pappy's member?
You: Wait, what?
Person; Whoops, nothing......
by wise and stupid March 16, 2019
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conjubulated

when confused at the sight of Chris Reed's mom(york, pa)
Wow after seeing Chris Reed's mom... im conjubulated as to if i should kiss her or burn her alive
by Chris Meek July 10, 2003
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