Coning

Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.

Did you do your coning practices today? If that judge finds you guilty, you'll be happy you did.

by theCTrain July 7, 2011

Coning

The act of driving around in a large veichle, collecting orange traffic cones and throwing them over the fence of your recidency, purely to agrivate the batshit crazy house parent, and her dog.

Becky: "3...2...1.. THROW"

*Dan, Hope and Becky, in unison, throw the large, luminous cones*

Hope: "To the Land Rover!"
*That is coning*

by Gandray May 9, 2019

coning

A highly ambiguous term referring to anything from a sexual act to hitting someone on the head and thusly producing a cone (a la classic cartoons)

Damn! I coned that bitch good last night!

Hey baby, you want some cone?

Dude, I want to cone that punk.

by sparklesmalone March 10, 2005

coning

The act of flicking paper cones into ceiling tiles.

See www.coneclub.com
See also walrus, cone

Shall we go coning?
We went to the office for coning the biology lab roof 9 times.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

Coning

Coning is the art of placing a willy up your anus, screwing it in with vigor.

Tom: I gave Sandra a brisk, rough coning last night.
Side chick: Who’s Sandra?

by IDjWIDjIfdjiWfj October 2, 2024

coning it up

The act of many people in a group having marijuana via a bong or a pipe.

"Dude, come over to my place, at 5pm I will be coning it up and would like you to join me."

by TROYum May 5, 2005

uni-coning

The act of purchasing an ice cream cone, asking the man/woman at the drive through window if they believe in unicorns, and after their response you immediately smash the ice cream cone on your forehead screaming "Believe!!!!!"

Amy and Sandra went uni-coning at mcdonalds, getting ice cream all over their faces!

by LainaDee August 23, 2011