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overly confident beard guy

a certain species of loser, with vast amounts of self confidence due to the follicles from his beard reaching into his brain and forcing him to act like a tosser.
person: oh hi how are you

overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!

person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.
by fahey123 March 30, 2009
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college confidential

An online forum with elitist and nerdy, overachieving students who are constantly worried about whether they will get into a top-ranking school
A (hyped-up) example of a post on a forum in College Confidential:

OP: Hello everyone at College Confidential! My name is SuperAchiever5000. Anyways, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY CHANCES for the Ivies, Duke, NYU, and Washington University in St. Louis?

I have a 4.99 GPA and a perfect SATI, with eight SATIIs (including French, German, Spanish, and Chinese) each at 770 or above. I'm just worried that I'm not special enough. I'm president of the entire freakin school and have volunteered more than 500 hours at the local shelter and pound. I play the piano and the violin. I haven't had that many awards, but I did win the international math competition. Also, one summer I found the cure to AIDs.

Do you think I have a chance to get into my selected schools?

Reply1: You have a shot! Go for it!

Reply 2: I'd say match for the Ivies, match for WUSTL, but high reach for NYU just cuz...

Reply3: No way, Reply2! I'd say OP with those stats will get in anywhere!

OP: Thanks guys for the encouragement! Anyone else? Wish me luck!
by SuperStellarGoGetter February 18, 2010
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Conflustrated

An overwhelming sense of 3 emotions: frustration, confused and a feeling of being flustered.
Raymond: Kelly I'm pregnant.

Kelly: Raymond! How's this possible, you're a man!?

Kelly: I'm so Conflustrated now..
by Jhamoelist November 6, 2013
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Conflusticated

When you are so cocained that you cant event think about what you are even trying to think about, and have to assess your thoughts before your mouth even contemplates exhaling them.
"Conflusticated" when your asking Trig to phone for more and he stares at the screen of the phone for 5 minutes then decides to text message them as he knows his words/thoughts wont actually come out.

or when your trying to have a "flat out" conversation with a person/persons and their responce is just a look of shere confusion and quietness.
by BHbanks26 February 6, 2017
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confident

An act of being brave,Like going into war,causing emotional tears for wife/husband and children.Which will make you emotional also.
"I'm brave,I'm confident,I'm strong,I won't give up
by DerpyUnicorn October 23, 2016
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Conflusterbated

Confused, and bewildered to the point of frustration resulting in brain chatter
I was conflusterbated after she explained in detail her trip to the shoe shop.

(After constructing a flat packed piece of furniture) Why is there a screw left over? This is very conflusterbating.
by J Newham June 3, 2008
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Confunted

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.
Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."
by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009
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