Any newly reconstructed highway leading out of an urban area, which has been upgraded to multiple lanes in order to facilitate construction of cookie cutter McMansion subdivisions, strip malls, and big box retailers.
We hopped onto the sprawl conduit to get to Brenda & Tony's new house in the Brownfield Heights subdivision. Just take the exit for Limbaugh Blvd. and go 4 blocks, take a left on Rutting Buck Lane, and and it's the fourth virtually identical pile of faux brick and cheap vinyl siding on the right.
by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005
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While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.
Fuck bro, I was so horny last night I went to the mall downtown and gave myself the Saskatoon conduit cowabunga. Called myself Brenda. Shit got real eh.
by Saskrocket August 5, 2019
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An individual who mindlessly forwards emails to colleagues, business contacts and friends in an attempt to make him/herself look smart.
Bob: "I keep getting tons of research emails from Fred but he never makes any comments nor does he ever seem to be reading them himself."
Dave: "Yeah, me too. He's such an email conduit."
Dave: "Yeah, me too. He's such an email conduit."
by Tsmack89 July 30, 2009
Get the email conduit mug.Exact opposite of a cock blocker. A friend, family member, or acquaintance of a female who facilitates/ makes it easier for a guy to get laid via verbal communication(s) or some other action(s) toward said female that are in the guy's favor.
Eric: I met this really hot girl at the bar last night.
Seth: Nice!
Eric: This girl she was with was cutting me off any time I tried to talk to her and tried to stop her from dancing with me.
Seth: What a cock blocker.
Eric: Yeah, but her other friend was totally different. This friend actually told her I was good looking, how I had a nice body; and since I was wearing sandals, she even commented on how long my toes were.
Seth: Wow, that's a cock-conduit right there!
Seth: Nice!
Eric: This girl she was with was cutting me off any time I tried to talk to her and tried to stop her from dancing with me.
Seth: What a cock blocker.
Eric: Yeah, but her other friend was totally different. This friend actually told her I was good looking, how I had a nice body; and since I was wearing sandals, she even commented on how long my toes were.
Seth: Wow, that's a cock-conduit right there!
by Jerseyduck25 July 27, 2021
Get the Cock-Conduit mug.Conditional DNP is a term used on the site E621.net which is a website hosting furry porn (Yiff).
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)
The acronym means: 'conditional Do Not Post' this means that the artist whishes you not to repost it unless certain criterias are met. This is a tag on E621 which is shown in the artist category, this is why many people mistake it for an artist. (I did so myself, thats why i made this to help others)
Virgin: Conditional DNP is my favorite artist! I especially like his collaborations with (insert artist).
Chad: Bro...
Chad: Bro...
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by oldemberg May 24, 2014
Get the terms and conditions mug.A condition which a member of SHINee has. Named after the leader of SHINee, Lee Onew (Lee JinKi), the condition is quite contagious. If you are crashing into random things, tripping over your own feet, craving for chicken, or making lame jokes that make the atmosphere awkward, you might just have this condition. There is no cure for this condition, but it might warm your heart that you aren't the only person who is suffering from this condition.
This condition was first named when fans of SHINee, known as Shawols, noticed that Onew kept making cute mistakes. At first they thought that it was very cute of Onew, but as time passed, they began to suspect that Onew was doing this for fanservice, and began to worry that he would hurt himself. His fellow members, Key and Jonghyun, have confirmed that this condition is real, and that Onew is not acting.
This condition was first named when fans of SHINee, known as Shawols, noticed that Onew kept making cute mistakes. At first they thought that it was very cute of Onew, but as time passed, they began to suspect that Onew was doing this for fanservice, and began to worry that he would hurt himself. His fellow members, Key and Jonghyun, have confirmed that this condition is real, and that Onew is not acting.
Onew Condition is really cute to see.
I hope that Onew won't hurt himself because of his Onew Condition.
I hope that Onew won't hurt himself because of his Onew Condition.
by ShawolStar<3 December 6, 2010
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